“Hmmm, I wonder if there’s a side order of fries in here?”

I think this little fat flyer’s got a short life ahead of him, I saw him leap very laboriously up to that “meal chest.”  Too bad he decided upon the easy way out instead of harvesting nuts up above like his friends.  He’s missing out on all the nut-ritious stuff, and of course all of that aerial exercise his buddies are getting.  I guess he’s the modern – western bred type…

Did you also notice how mangy his fur looks, in addition to the tired watery look in his eyes?  That could be all the omega 6 he’s getting, and of course the saturated fat, nitrates and other foul additives in his fast food meal.  It goes to show that having a good diet and getting exercise works for everybody.

But wait, if you look around you’ll see that the the good stuff is just as easy to find as the junk…

Here is a pic of the far edge of my lawn.  I missed a couple mows this week because of the rain, and look what took over.  There are so many of these that my mower is making a smoothie instead of some mulch…..

Yes, while mowing these I took a break and a snack whenever I saw one over 1/2 inch in diameter.  I considered raising the blade a bit so they’d have a better chance to fill out for next time.  🙂